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[coiffeur]

HOUSE: #1479

FAMILY: Noiz (cerebrating ) ❚ Spouse & Kyouya Ootori (mommyknowsbest ) ❚ Child

 

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➥ Koujaku takes private hairstyling appoints. Feel free to comment using the text area box and assume there's been something hand-waved (NOT OPEN YET) 
 

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➥ He loves presents and letters!!

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[coiffeur]

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hey your the samurai hairdresser thug right

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[coiffeur]

If you like, you can also call me Koujaku. It's shorter to write out and say.

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you wanna cut hair right

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[coiffeur]

Sure. Did you want something done?

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no im growing it out
i got a business propisition

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[coiffeur]

I see. I could still style it and make it even.

Oh?

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r u insulting my hair
like id actually give a shit

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N E WAY yeah
u got no clients right now
i can get you clients
lots of them

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[coiffeur]

No, it's a rare shade, and when you're older I'm sure women will find it unique.
It's not just about the numbers, but the clients themselves.
But since you want to help me out, I'm sure I could give you something in return.

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i got red hair whats the big deal
who cares what women like

15% on each one ?
i know ladies get expensive cuts with dye and chemicals and weaves and shit so i know if ur skiming

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[coiffeur]

Red's the color of heroes and passion.
Women are treasures of this world so it's rather important.

Sure, under one condition.

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whatever
dont start this treasure shit again
i dunno if i can take it

what condition

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[coiffeur]

You let me cut your bangs.

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[badbreak]

r u kidding

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[coiffeur]

No. I take hair seriously.

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[badbreak]

my bangs are serious ?

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[coiffeur]

They need a little work, and some of your ends are uneven.
What if I give you 18% if you let me cut both?

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[badbreak]

20% you can do whatever the fuck u want

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[coiffeur]

Deal. [Honestly, if it keeps him out of trouble... and it's not like he cares much about money.]

So where are you finding all these clients? Maybe you're better with women than me.

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if i told u you wouldnt need me
would u

when do you wanna shear my stupid hair

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[coiffeur]

I can understand that. I won't make you give up your trade secrets.

I'm busy tomorrow, but the following day I'm free in the afternoon. 2PM #1479 sound good?

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[badbreak]

oh ur on my street
im 1470
2pm sat is good

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[coiffeur]

That'll make it a quick trip.
Then it's in my book. Try not to be late.

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[badbreak]

k
later

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[deletions]

Hey, Koujaku. This redhead kid has been going around trying to mess up everyone's hair while advertising your service.

Just so you know. [ you're as good as dead to him. ]

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[coiffeur]

Thanks for the heads up.

Did he try anything on you?

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[deletions]

He did launch a huge wad of gum at me if that counts for anything.

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[coiffeur]

[!!!!!!!!]

Are you fine? Were you able to get it out?

If it hurts too much, I know some methods with oils to get it out easily.

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[deletions]

It was only a little bit since didn't aim well. I already got it off.

Not going to lie, it was a hassle. [ Calm down. ]

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[coiffeur]

I'll talk to him.

I'm sorry that happened to you. I was just trying to keep a kid out of trouble and he ended up causing trouble.

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[deletions]

It's no big deal, but I don't think there's anything you can do to break him out of bad habits.

That, or you need to be insanely specific. [ It's not like he's grouchy that he had to pull his hair and stuff.

Okay, maybe he is. ]

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[coiffeur]

That mentality probably led to him acting out. He doesn't seem that bad of a kid, so there might be more to this.

I should have watched over him more. You're right.

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[deletions]

I'll just take your word for it. [ Still a brat that messed with his hair. ]

Don't beat yourself up over this, Koujaku. It isn't really your fault.

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[coiffeur]

I helped enable his behavior, but don't worry, I'll set things straight.

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[deletions]

If it makes you feel better, then go ahead I guess. Good luck with him.

text. backdated to Koujaku's bday!

[oldmodel]

[ since he isn't at #1479 or anywhere around when he sees the date and it connects what day it is, Ren sends a text-- ]

Happy birthday, Koujaku.

[ short and sweet, except no present! because well... still robot puppy, still needs to get used to things, realize some others things. but he did want to greet him. ]

[text] pretend i arrived late with...mountain dew?.... bout that scary event shit

[witchplz]

OI KOUJAKU! YOU'RE OKAY, RIGHT? you havent run into any trouble or anything dangerous besides noiz's fists right
cause idk if youve seen it but some...really grissly, awful things happened to some good people...and i just need to make sure you guys are okay
you better get back to me or i'll...i'll....do a german supplex on you, dammit!
please be okay



if you actually ran into his fists and are fighting again im gonna kick both your asses though

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[coiffeur]

I've been keep up to date with the some of the events. They are tragic and worrisome, but so far things seem fine in our household. Hopefully none of your friends have been affected by the recent events. If so, I offer you my sincere condolences. If you feel like someone is acting suspicious around you, you can give me a call, and I'll come over wherever you are no matter what time it is.

Your concern is most treasured and admired, but please, do not let your heart worry too much for me or him. Besides that, have you been doing well?

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[witchplz]

oh thank god
thanks for getting back to me! thank you for being okay, too. i'm so relieved, ugh. we're all fine too, nothing happened to anyone i know...but you're right, its tragic and unacceptable. the future is up in the air now...depends on what choices people make too, i guess.
anyway, the same goes to you! you're a grown man who can obviously throw another grown tasteful clothing repressed man out a window so i know you can take care of yourself but...if you ever run into any trouble, you give me a ring.
or even if things get to be too much and you want someone to talk to, i'm here for you too.

mmm, i cherish your concern too. but i am going to let my heart worry about you guys! you're my friends and that's what friends do! jeez, what is it with you men and telling me about my heart...it's not just a teen girl thing you know
>:(

i've been doing great, yeah! a friend of mine from home got here awhile ago and i've been trying to help him out, doing stuff with new friends...keeping myself busy. i'm really sorry i haven't gotten back to you about stuff like hanging out or even just talking! i shouldn't have been too busy to check up on ya. so i've got my eye on you much better this time, yup! all the rahzel-tan attention you could need. what have you been up to? got a whole row of girls on your arm yet?